"I got an error. That means I must have done something right."
  ~ Sean Murdock, Spring 2005

"Computer science without computers is like astronomy without telescopes."
  ~ Randy Bowen, Fall 2004

"Smart reuse is great. Just as long as you don't reuse your friends' solutions ;)"
  ~ Eerke Boiten on the CO312 Anonymous Questions page

"I've successfully explained programs to cats. Although you have to train them properly, 'cos they're buggers for running away in the middle of an explanation."
  ~ Ian Utting, talking about debugging